November 17, 2015

Why I Named My Dog Bernie Sanders

Last week a stray dog showed up on my doorstep. I had mercy on the poor, pathetic creature and took him in. Now I have a new dog. I named him Bernie Sanders.

Why did I name my dog Bernie Sanders? Two reasons.

First, Bernie (the dog, not the politician) is a welfare parasite. He is completely dependent on the mercy of others for his survival—just like the would-be constituents of Bernie Sanders (the politician).

Second, I don't like dogs. So, though I should find Bernie Sanders (the dog) intolerable, I don't for some strange reason. I feel the same way about the other Bernie Sanders. I detest socialism, but the Bern has a kind of obnoxious charm.

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